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[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 74 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Jesus operated a carpentry business. I'm sure he knows all about dealing with difficult customers.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 50 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

He quit to become the Messiah, didn’t he? That was probably easier than retail customer service.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I literally led the campaign to form a 600 person union. I was buried in bullshit from the company every single day for over 3 years.

Still preferable to when I worked at Aldi.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Thank you for your service.

(The unionizing part, not the Aldi part. Even though I like Aldi.)

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

Dying on the cross was easier than customer service

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

"I'll give you a refund over my dead body."

three days later...

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Haha. Judas was just a disgruntled customer with a lot of time and creativity.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

He would probably nail them to a board.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Time to get the whip

[–] pnwpixel@programming.dev 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true

Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil

Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world

So there was only one thing that I could do

Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

~ Ministry - Jesus built my hotrod

Jesus was an architect

I'd heard he was a stonemason because there aren't a lot of trees in Israel, so carpenter isn't the best translation. I have no idea if that's true, but it sounds plausible.