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Trump drops unintentionally risque ‘threesome’ quip about himself, his sons and nation’s top military honor
(www.the-independent.com)
this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2026
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I don't think this was "unintentional". He wants to fuck his kids.
Have you seen Eric Trump? No human being wants to fuck that.
I mean seriously I'm not one to usually body shame but even with plastic surgery it's not great to look at.
Holy shit that's what he actually used to look like? The other comment was right that's a walking naked mole rat
I hate having to sound like I'm defending him, but I'm 90% certain the left image is a Photoshop job. The only other source I can find this picture on is from an article on a dubious SEO-spam website.
The rest of the pictures of Eric when he was younger aren't great, he still looks like a goober, just not this bad.
Yeah it's pretty obvious, the eyes are way too small
Literally ripped straight from an article on his 'glow up' from a teenage 80's movie villain to an adult 80's movie villain. No edits at all. I mean the article might've edited it but I remember everyone making fun of his hair and buck teeth back in 2016 so I don't know why they would edit those features to be even worse.
He looks like he constantly shoved his face up against a window and slowly slid down it as a baby all through to his adult life.
He looks like the Skyrim CC messed up cycling between Breton and Dark Elf.
Here's the original image before being altered
When the other comment confirmed the first image was doctored I didn't imagine the real one looked basically just as bad. 😆
Pedophile lips
Naked mole rat ass looking mf
Is that a real “before’ pic of him?
Edit: Okay, I had to look up what he really looked like when he was younger. Well played, internet stranger.
And you believe that image is real lol
"it always starts as 'it's just a joke guys'"
Might as well. Trump already raped actual kids. Might as well rape the ones that he created that still act like children.