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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I don't think this was "unintentional". He wants to fuck his kids.

[–] marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today 24 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Have you seen Eric Trump? No human being wants to fuck that.

I mean seriously I'm not one to usually body shame but even with plastic surgery it's not great to look at. A 100% authentic photo showing the drastic difference between Eric Trump's before surgery face and his post surgery face.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Holy shit that's what he actually used to look like? The other comment was right that's a walking naked mole rat

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I hate having to sound like I'm defending him, but I'm 90% certain the left image is a Photoshop job. The only other source I can find this picture on is from an article on a dubious SEO-spam website.

The rest of the pictures of Eric when he was younger aren't great, he still looks like a goober, just not this bad.

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah it's pretty obvious, the eyes are way too small

[–] marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Literally ripped straight from an article on his 'glow up' from a teenage 80's movie villain to an adult 80's movie villain. No edits at all. I mean the article might've edited it but I remember everyone making fun of his hair and buck teeth back in 2016 so I don't know why they would edit those features to be even worse.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He looks like he constantly shoved his face up against a window and slowly slid down it as a baby all through to his adult life.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

He looks like the Skyrim CC messed up cycling between Breton and Dark Elf.

[–] vivi@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Here's the original image before being altered

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 7 points 1 month ago

When the other comment confirmed the first image was doctored I didn't imagine the real one looked basically just as bad. 😆

[–] sen@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Pedophile lips

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Naked mole rat ass looking mf

[–] gh0stb4tz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is that a real “before’ pic of him?

Edit: Okay, I had to look up what he really looked like when he was younger. Well played, internet stranger.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

And you believe that image is real lol

[–] Aatube@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago

"it always starts as 'it's just a joke guys'"

[–] kurmudgeon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Might as well. Trump already raped actual kids. Might as well rape the ones that he created that still act like children.