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Welcome!
You mother is a hamster.
Have a nice day!
Yeah well your father smells of elderberries!
*farts in your general direction
Why is my mom a hamster?
Because your father smelt of elderberries. I also fart in your general direction. Now tell us your favourite linux distro or I shall taunt you a second tieme. >:(
Ubuntu
This also deserves a taunting.
It's a Monty Python reference, but I also don't know why. So, do you have a favourite Linux distro or are you more of a BSD person?
I am a Windows 7 kinda guy
Oh, if you stay long enough we are going to change that, don't you worry. Ask me how i know.
How do you know
Have no windows machines left to convert lol
Ah :) The release of Windows 7 is actually what made me go full Linux back in the day.
Lmao really?
Yes, I got a computer with Windows 7 and just said nope. I had been playing around with Ubuntu (which was the kind of new cool thing back then) and decided to switch fully.
Its a quote from this dude
https://youtu.be/QSo0duY7-9s
And a joke, or the guy is a frenchman and supposes you're king arthur or at least english.
If you're King Arthur, welcome my liege!
If not: Welcome to Lemmy, its a bit silly here but we like it :D
Ohh I see
More importantly, why does your father smell of elderberries?
He doesnt thoo