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Son, come here. your mother and I want to talk to you. we were cleaning your room and we..
(sobs)
(mother consoles dad)
I found a brochure for Tampa!
(mother cries out "whhhyyy")
Tampa?? son, are you a gay?
Tampa is the gateway man. Next it’ll be Miami then full blown Jacksonville
Why are you NOT gay?