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Didn't Stephen King already do The Fog or something like that?
See, the cloud is a sentient evil physical creature
Created by Doctor Frictor Wankenstein for the US government out of the most evil, yet affordable DNA available
Of course, such a terrible thing cannot be controlled and it breaks loose the same weekend as the Tri-State High School Teen Rally for High School Teens
The teens have to work together to discover the cloud's weakness and kill it before they all suffer...
DEATH BY CLOUD
I think Jordan Peele has done this already.
Nope :kelly:
SPOILERS WHAT ABOUT EVERYONE WAITING FOR THE MOVIE BECAUSE THEY CAN'T STAND THE BOOK
Does it turn people inside out?
Acid rain, lightning strikes, hail the size of Buicks, hurricane-force winds
The finale has one of the teens use a stolen army helicopter to fly into the cloud and shoot it to death
I'm very proud of the fact that I came up with the line, "Of course, a helicopter! Helicopters fly in an entirely different way than planes!"