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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/48166923

James Talarico has been found guilty of quoting Jesus. The sentence he uttered, according to right-wing media, was “demonic” and “blasphemous,” exposing him as a “fake Christian.” Talarico is running for the U.S. Senate in Texas on a platform The New Yorker recently described as basically the New Testament. One Newsmax host accused him of using fake Bible passages.

The passages in question are familiar ones, found in Matthew 22 and Matthew 25. Love God and love your neighbor. Feed the hungry, heal the sick, welcome the stranger. They are, in fact, in the Bible.

The right’s attacks on Talarico aren’t about him, or at least not entirely. They’re about a much older argument — one progressive Christianity has been losing in public for 50 years — about whose version of the faith gets to count as real. The answer to that question has consequences far beyond any Senate race. When Christianity becomes a tool of power rather than a challenge to it, it doesn’t just damage the church. It destabilizes democracy. We are watching that happen in real time.

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[–] Dryad@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (5 children)

The “Christian” right should try reading the Bible more than listening to Fox News.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 32 points 1 day ago

Faux News is their bible.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Christian right is actually worshipping a false idol, taking His name in vain, and working to undermine the word of God by trying to force the starting of Rapture. The fools are so eager to not die they're killing the world.

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

You lost them at "reading"

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

Pronounced Faux Nooz. When you want to think, they will tell you what to think.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

read? the bible?

Why?

The bible is nothing but a tool, a cudgel, used to beat others into submission. Its not like theres anything important inside of it.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I still maintain that they need to introduce a new Bible. One that's actually interesting and the people would read.

"Jesus Christ, the teenage years". I want a YA novel about Jesus' misspent youth running from Roman police.

[–] flamingleg@lemmy.ml 1 points 19 hours ago

you laugh, but the quran already exists

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

iirc there are books from the bible that cover Jesus's youth, but they are kept out to preserve the desired narrative.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 23 hours ago

Oh I know. That's what I mean, the Bible is it stands is boring and isn't engaging to anyone. That's why both Christians and non-Christians both failed to read it.

At one point Jesus has a brother, who presumably wasn't very successful which is why he's never mentioned again. Oh and there's also a dragon. At one point Jesus fights a dragon. Officially, Christians believe in dragons. Why are they hiding all of this, it's good stuff. I'd worship a dragon.