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The “Christian” right should try reading the Bible more than listening to Fox News.
Faux News is their bible.
The Christian right is actually worshipping a false idol, taking His name in vain, and working to undermine the word of God by trying to force the starting of Rapture. The fools are so eager to not die they're killing the world.
"What? This giant golden statue of our idolatry isnt a Golden Calf! Don't be stupid!"
You lost them at "reading"
Pronounced Faux Nooz. When you want to think, they will tell you what to think.
read? the bible?
Why?
The bible is nothing but a tool, a cudgel, used to beat others into submission. Its not like theres anything important inside of it.
I still maintain that they need to introduce a new Bible. One that's actually interesting and the people would read.
"Jesus Christ, the teenage years". I want a YA novel about Jesus' misspent youth running from Roman police.
you laugh, but the quran already exists
iirc there are books from the bible that cover Jesus's youth, but they are kept out to preserve the desired narrative.
Oh I know. That's what I mean, the Bible is it stands is boring and isn't engaging to anyone. That's why both Christians and non-Christians both failed to read it.
At one point Jesus has a brother, who presumably wasn't very successful which is why he's never mentioned again. Oh and there's also a dragon. At one point Jesus fights a dragon. Officially, Christians believe in dragons. Why are they hiding all of this, it's good stuff. I'd worship a dragon.