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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

porch pirates took my troyan horse

[–] ekky@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

They're gonna have quite the surprise!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

this wooden horse tastes like Greek

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah forget glitter bottoms.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 3 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly, a more true to reality story would be the Greeks winding up in a pirate/barbarian camp and brokering a deal on collaborative raids and blockades until Troy accepted surrender terms or collapsed.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Porch pirates took my Trojans!

"You mean the horse?"

Uhhh.... Kind of?