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[–] ghosts@hexbear.net 43 points 1 day ago (5 children)

"I was just attracted to military service, so I certainly wasn't gonna miss out on my generation's war."

"I wanted to play soldier"

"[I would've fought in] the Indian Wars, the Phillipines, Haiti and Nicaragua in the 1920's, Vietnam, Nicaragua and El Salvador again in the 80's. As for would have, I 'did' for Iraq and would love to get to the Ghan. Small wars are pretty enjoyable. It's the big ones, with days of artillery fire and inhuman brutality that take the fun out of fighting"

yea

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 21 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

notice how he doesn't say he would've fought against nazi germany

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

To be fair (and, to be further fair, being fair really isn't warranted, for him), he did say he liked small wars; I feel like the sequel to the Great War doesn't qualify as a small war, by any measure.

That said, not like that detail explains away the Totenkopf, by any means.

mom and pop Auschwitz

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 16 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

I only partake in artisinal small-batch slaughter

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 5 points 9 hours ago

This really is the essence of what he's saying. Pretty fucked

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 14 points 22 hours ago
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

at this point the tattoo is the least disgusting things about this prick

[–] psyclops@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

This guy downloaded his personality from full metal jacket when he was 15