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white people saying "I wish I was [minority]" is weird anyway (lemmy.ml)
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[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Going on one if them sites to see the vigorous history of Johann Gargleshitgietzballscrackermayo, the most famous of my ancestors from Bumblefük Switzerland, known for his excellent life of fish guts removal and dying of super herpaghonnasyphilaids, the black death, super cancer, and being executed by the duke for wearing his clogs wrong

[–] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

you actually should, its pretty interesting to see how you got to where you are today.

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

White people are uninteresring measurehead

[–] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Then do it to calculate how much reparations your family owes.

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The only reperation that would be adequate is a complete and utter destruction of the white race

[–] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That shit is made up, y'all can collectively stop being white at any time by learning about your history, making amends with the people y'all stepped on, and learning to find joy in yourself that doesn't involve exploitation or appropriation.

It isn't easy, but it gets better.

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Claiming to be german when im a yank is worse than just calling myself a whitey, that shit usamericans do is cringe as hell

Whitoid americans should he obliterated via orbital tungsten rod drop

[–] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Try to suppress your genocidal tendencies it'll be ok 👍

I didn't say all that anyway, you just need to get that prefix for your American to give yourself some humanizhumanizing context and heal that sickness y'all brought over

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

I am a furry-american. In this essay I will

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Would you rather be related to wealthy aristocrats and capitalists?

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

Yeah because then i'd have generational wealth and i could see the doctor regularly