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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon is a paramedic (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 108 points 4 days ago (4 children)

im not staying alive for their fucking feelings. if they cared that much they could have treated me like a human being when i was a kid. im staying alive for my cats. and yeah it means i love them more than my shitty parents.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 53 points 4 days ago

Hey, staying alive to snuggle cats and spite your parents works too.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Me n you both. cept I have my plants lol

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (5 children)

FUCK I need to water my plants.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago

Go ahead and water yourself while you're at it

[–] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Braided rope. One end in water bucket/tank, other in the planter. Watering is just filling the tank once a month. Great success!

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

I'll have to try that

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

im not staying alive for their fucking feelings. if they cared that much they could have treated me like a plant when i was a aapling. im staying alive for my symbiotic fungi network. and yeah it means i love them more than my shitty owner.

Your plants, probably.

[–] FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago

FUCK, I should really set an alarm

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

So say, we all.

[–] Monte_Crisco@thelemmy.club 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

For your cats is an absolutely beautiful purpose and reason we all still need you as long as we can have you. Also, there’s an inevitable piece of news that will make at least 75% of the entire world instantly erupt in celebration. I’ll be very sad if my time comes before that happens.

[–] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca -2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Your cats will eat you when you die

[–] poopsmith@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago

We all express love in different ways.

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

Just get a cat door