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Kevin Hart doesn't know why you're asking him about things said at The Roast Of Kevin Hart (www.avclub.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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More importantly, though, Kevin Hart would like to remind you that none of this is his business (even if, in a strictly financial sense, it absolutely was his business).

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[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Who's Kevin Hart?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He was the subject of a roast.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

See, the joke works like this: Kevin Hart has lost a lot of popularity and apparently gotten desperate to remain relevant (did I hear rumors of porn?), so thus, I pretend to never have heard of him. This is funny because it's a direct contradiction to what he's trying to do. The end.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, I get it now. Totallyed whooshed, my bad.

[–] homes@piefed.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Some people used to find him funny a long time ago

[–] Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

He had some good comedy. When he was considered a comedian. Thats long past.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

He also goes by Mark Normand.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Bret Hart's non-wrestling adopted black brother.

[–] texture@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

i guess hes a comedian or actor or something. hes terrible, always has been. boggles the mind hes so popular