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Florida man caught illegally feeding wild alligator resists arrest: "He's a good boy... and he loves bagels."
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Got cats to team up. Soon foxes and racoons
my dude, this year my cat trained me to move the shower chair to the opposite side of the shower after i am done showering so he can sit there, soak his testicles on the warm water on the chair and stare down the little "hallway" created by the doorways in my bathroom, and if i open the blinds on the one window he can stare out the window while soaking his testicles. he loves it. he meows until the chair is in the right spot and then meows until the window is open. i can just get warm water on the chair in the right spot when the blinds are open and he'll jump right up. damn orange testicle soaker
cats domesticated us.
i've got one on my lap right now she is so precious but i cannot move or else she will wake up and then she might not let me give her forehead kisses tonight. what then Spacehooks have you considered that?
Cats never got domesticated they just showed up, said well handle the pest problem, and got treated as gods. In fact from what i can tell behavior wise the only difference between an African wild cat and a "domestic" is one let's you pet them when you eat and the other is full food meow!
i moved and i did not get to give her forehead goodnight kisses. i did not get to give her forehead good morning kisses. who is giving my kitten forehead kisses? it was 3 am last night and she started getting up to the business again