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Florida man caught illegally feeding wild alligator resists arrest: "He's a good boy... and he loves bagels."
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Cats never got domesticated they just showed up, said well handle the pest problem, and got treated as gods. In fact from what i can tell behavior wise the only difference between an African wild cat and a "domestic" is one let's you pet them when you eat and the other is full food meow!
i moved and i did not get to give her forehead goodnight kisses. i did not get to give her forehead good morning kisses. who is giving my kitten forehead kisses? it was 3 am last night and she started getting up to the business again