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I have been logged out of my toothbrush (lemmy.today)
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[–] KlausDieterFreddek@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago (5 children)

How about using regular ones?

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Um, wifi signal on these are terrible. Don’t listen to this man!

[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

You mean acoustic?

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

And have to manually post my brushing times to all my socials? Ew.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Those are cute, but I prefer the toothbrushes they make for little kids. Extra soft with cool designs. My current toothbrush has Spiderman on it

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Those tiny brushes are great for getting to the back of some hard to reach teeth.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

They really are. I also have very sensitive gums and am prone to inflammation (thanks lupus) so the softness of them is wonderful.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just like analog clocks this current batch of regards probably don't know how to use them.

[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

Best regards,

Your best retards.

AKA the trump admin.