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"Punch" is the name of the adorable baby monkey. There was no violence, thankfully. All of the animals are unharmed.

And the point of this idiocy?

It was later revealed that this appalling stunt was orchestrated purely as a promotional gimmick for a cryptocurrency meme coin.

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[–] Decq@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

We really need a global black list for travel for these kinds of assholes. Keep them in their own shithole country and never allow them to leave anymore. Like these guys or for example johnny somali.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2 points 17 hours ago

Easy, just stop letting Americans in (and screen Brits just to be safe)

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

We already have that. It's weaponized to mostly ban people of Islamic faith.

We shouldn't have such a db

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 22 hours ago

Indeed and it will be expanded to include people like me, I might already be on it, because israel.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 18 hours ago

If they're in jail, they're lot traveling.

No need for some unachievable world wide "asshole no travel list", the authorities of the affected countries just need to do their job properly.

This is one of those things were the victimized nations mostly are self-selecting by not treating people doing this kind of shit hard enough.