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Grow a beard. Or, if it’s your legs—stop.
Already growing it, kinda odd patchy thing that's supposed to be beard, but there's no point in shaving it either. Only shaving it when i have to attend some polite events.
Fuck even that. If you want a beard, grow one (and take care of it!!) and let 'polite events' sit and spin if they don't like it.
You can be polite and have a beard.
Not really, it doesn't grow well. It's patchy, sparse and never grows long. So I can't pull off a decent beard that could be worn on polite events.
Though luckily those are rare enough, maybe a handful of times a hear on busier years.
Well, if you think shaving is annoying with sparse facial hair, imagine how much it sucks when you have to shave twice per day or your face can sand wood. ;)
Yeah, you're right about that.