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I Cannot Throw Away USB Cables, and It Is Becoming a Problem (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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Same, honestly.

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[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 points 12 hours ago

Oh, oh, I have serious ideas about silly things: get converters and then get rid of everything but the best cords. Congrats on your new drawer of converters. They're much smaller though.