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Same, honestly.

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[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Children in third world countries inhale toxic fumes while burning off the plastic coating on those cables in order to ‘recycle’ the metals within

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 2 points 14 hours ago

No one burns the cables in my cable drawers. I might need to charge 5+ mini-USB devices simultaneously at some point.