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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 37 points 6 days ago (2 children)

She would say weird shit like “I love you with Christ’s love,” and I never knew how to respond. When she got turned on, though, all that Jesus shit went right out the window and she was like, boy, that thing is going in every hole I’ve got.

It only lasted a couple months. But goddamn what a wild couple of months.

[–] DomeGuy@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

While English has largely commingled conditional and unconditional love, as a Christian I feel obligated to point out that Jesus definitely doesn''t love you because He wants to fuck you.

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

When they're attracted enough, all the rules go out the window.

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There's a documented thing where a lot of things we normally would think are "icky" we will overlook when aroused.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

At no point should anal seem interesting. Hormones go up. Brain go dumb. It doesn't really take much digging to find "documentation", just keep watching whatever it is for an extra 5 minutes

[–] CaptainMan251@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

That carnal sin of the flesh has a nice little sound to it when a human wants to nut