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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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Put down the cudgel and reach for the olive branch

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[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 116 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

I don't get texts like this. Am I doing something wrong?

Edit: Thank you all for your unkind comments.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 94 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

FUCK YOU, MORON

(Is that better?)

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

DO YOU EVEN WHITEN YOUR TEETH?

Ah fuck I did it wrong.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I FUCKING DIG UR STYLE HOMES

... Dammit

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

THANK YOU IT'S A LOT OF WORK SO FIRST I TRIM THE SIDES SEE

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

GOD DAMNIT YOU GUYS ARE SO WHOLESOME AND MAKE ME WANT TO NOT DESTROY HUMANITY!

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ALL THESE COMMENTS ABOUT SELF LOVE HAVE ME CRANKING MY HOG!!!

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's "Holmes", latino gangbangers are super into Arthur Conan Doyle and shit.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought it was John Holmes, the x rated nigga

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

Seee whaaats happenin

[–] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

u have a really nice cock

what do u use to trim it like that

(am I doing it correctly?)

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

A special type of pedo-adjacent rabbi did it for me! Well, to me. I was too young to understand the task at hand.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago

Shut the fuck up and go back to where ever u came from then pussy.

SpoilerYou're welcome

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

I think you have to be terminally online in the Twitter way, not the Lemmy way

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

Go to a Linux community and have an opinion on literally anything.

[–] bonenode@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Probably yes. Be more assertive. Stand up for something. Insult people. FUCKING LIVE YOU WOBBLY HALF ZOMBIE!