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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago (4 children)

premium experience

I don't think I've ever had coffee from Starbucks that didn't taste cheaper than the grocery store coffee I buy for home. It has always tasted burned and too heavy for a light roast. Genuinely the shittiest coffee I could get outside of a 7-11 at a cafe that seems engineered to make me not treat it like a cafe.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

yeah it tastes like fuckin charcoal, idk if they just roast it way darker than it says or if it's actually burnt somehow

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes they literally just burn the beans to absolute shit to "standardize the consistency" across all locations and over time.

Also, I presume, to aid in upselling people on syrup and heavy cream filled versions that hide the taste of their terrible, terrible coffee.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

I believe they add more caffeine to their coffee so that their regulars don’t get the same “hit” at other coffee shops.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Yeah this isn’t, $9 a cup for a rare single origin grown on some remote island and brewed using a fussy, labor intensive process. This is $9 for Dunkin Donuts with a bougie veneer.

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Got coffee at a random gas station a year ago for two or three dollars and I was shocked at how good it was. Pretty sure it was Rwandan. I only buy coffee bean(i)s, grind them, and use a bialetti at home. Fancy cafés rarely impress me but this random gas station blew every starbucks I’ve ever been to completely out of the water.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

The second best coffee in a 10 minute walk from me is a gas station, they got a great setup installed like 10 years ago. Definitely the best banf for your buck cause its also cheap

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

These days Starbucks has a lot of different drinks and even regional variation, so it’s not that true anymore that they only sell this one kind of dark roast. But it’s still very overpriced