badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Standards? Like only obeying male, able-bodied, "high IQ" members of the "superior aryan race"?
Nonono! I meant people into puppy play wouldn't want to hang out with Nazis!
Or not the smart ones at least, lol
Isn't being into pup play in part about not wanting to be the smart one.
if that's true then explain this!
preferably in very simple terms 
Puppy smart.
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Oh yeah haha
But you know what nazis are like. They'll claim that the pup community has been infiltrated by subversives bank rolled by George Soros in order to undermine "aryan superiority" or some bullshit, then organise a "ideologically pure" pup community. And with society being as divided as it is, soon there'll be two kinds of pups, the kind that responds to dog whistles with snuggles, and the kind that responds by chewing off some crytpofascist testicles.
You let your :bottom-speak: talk?? :top-use-words: