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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 12 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe Hell is just so full of red tape that it was only thousands of years after it had been a predominant language, did they switch to Latin for all contracts. In another 1000 years, they’ll switch to Mandarin, by which point we’ll be speaking duck.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Hell still runs on cobol.

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago

It's why it still works.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Quackity quack? Quack!