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[–] glasratz@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To be frank, beheading kings never lead to a good outcome. There are still some other methods to be tried, though. I think nobody has broken a king on the wheel yet.

[–] brynden_rivers_esq@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Dead kings are themselves a good outcome! I'm interested to hear the results of your experiments though!