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[–] CptHacke@piefed.social 90 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

How are registered child sex offenders not legally barred from working with or around children in every US state? How is this not a law that already exists?!?!?

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 71 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 26 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Correction: Texas is run by the oil companies.

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Correction : Texas is run by probable paedophiles

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I just saw three comments in a row trying to correct each other while saying the same thing in different words.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Why do the oil companies want sexual predators to work in schools?

I know why the GOP wants it. They protect their own.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

They want good sports

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

the gop is the last refuge of the degenerates, almost always sex offendors or brain damaged conservatives in various forms.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

the energy company, texas is said to closely resemble russia than other states.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 22 points 3 weeks ago

Just look at the leadership.

[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It very much is against the law. Read to the end. Here's the last paragraph of the article:

According to the law offices of Ned Barnett, Texas law prevents registered sex offenders from working in places frequented by children, including schools, daycare centers and playgrounds or attending school events like sports games. Some can interact with children at family gatherings or public events, supervised when interacting with children according to court orders and the nature of the offense.

This isn't a problem with the law as much as it is a specific group of people trying to wallpaper a sort of compliance with the law while ignoring the substance of it altogether. First paragraph of the article, emphasis mine:

The Texas Home Educators Sports Association (THESA) thought it could get away with allowing a registered sex offender to coach minors by sending parents a waiver to sign, with the coach's testimony attached, according to Amy Smith at watchkeep.org.

Note also from somewhere in the middle of the article:

The waiver mentioned nothing about his offender status.

And if you're wondering wtf, you're not wrong: all this careful arrangement of fact seems like a very creative effort on the part of the author and editor to actively distance point A from point B. It's possible they're just trying very hard not to piss anyone off in what is already a lost cause.

Or to put it another way, in a state with a very high year-round accumulation of snowflakes, this article involves three very special groups of special snowflakes all at once: a sex offender and his personal fans, the homeschoolers, and the evangelical Christians, and how they are faking compliance with state law by making sure the parents sign a waiver -- one that hides the relevant information about a sex offender with a history of minors -- before giving him free access to their children in direct contradiction to the law, a law they knew enough about to deliberately circumvent.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

Houston Astros prospect

Because he's good at baseball...

It's been shown over and over again that parents and administrators will turn a blind eye to shit like this if it means their kid has a chance at the big leagues

[–] homes@piefed.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The idiots living in these states would rather have this than state run healthcare and public transit for everyone paid for by billionaires who could easily afford it. And anyone who is “different” ends up in some “reeducation camp”. Or jail. Or worse.

Because some invisible sky wizard said so.

Or something

And that’s if you’re lucky enough to be white. If you’re not, or if you have some kind of “accent”, much much worse, happens to you…

Do you think the United States is better than Russia? Think again

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

the blue counties in texas are gerrymandered to hell compared to other states.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Uhm.. From the article:

According to the law offices of Ned Barnett, Texas law prevents registered sex offenders from working in places frequented by children, including schools, daycare centers and playgrounds or attending school events like sports games.

[–] limonfiesta@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty sure they are and that's a significant part of this idiocy: believing a waiver could overcome those legal restrictions.