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Microsoft: Fully Automating Supply Chain Attacks since 2026! (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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https://xcancel.com/agilejebrim/status/2047567975515902091

(Not me, just providing the source)

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[–] embed_me@programming.dev 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Maybe the personal account used the same ssh key?

[–] felbane@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

https://xcancel.com/AgileJebrim/status/2047686630656364883#m

I... think this person just might be dense or have brain rot or something. Calling git's branching and merging model an "issue" is a bit of a wild take.

Edit: after browsing their re-tweets a bit... yep, confirmed, non functional brain. They're reposting Fox News and Greg Abbott. 🙄

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