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Just go up and get a big chunk of the moon and drop it in there. The gravity's lower up there so it would take like what, a couple of big guys to just chuck it the rest of the way?
That's how we lost the dinosaurs
Just enlist the help of the remaining dinosaurs to hold a really big net to ease it down into place. They survived one impact, so they've got real-world practical experience in that kind of thing.