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'He’s got to pay': Chaos as Republican caught pantless in town hall refuses to resign (www.rawstory.com)
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[–] Sirdubdee@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They’re in Marnie’s house. The pants will be returned publicly and embarrassingly.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

grange display, soup, or wearing them yourself?

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I never liked putting them in the soup, cause the soup was the best way to get everyone maxed quickly.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But the shame dialogue is so good. And are the townspeople really worth engaging with in any capacity?

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I have the Jorts and Jean mod, and so yeah. Yeah they are worth chatting to. And not being friends with everyone would make Jorts sad.