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[–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 119 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Americans will use anything other than the metric system.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 week ago (5 children)

As an american, I am 100% onboard on switching entirely to measuring things in terms of pickup trucks.

[–] Corngood@lemmy.ml 42 points 1 week ago (5 children)
  1. Preheat oven to 1 pickup truck
  2. Bake for 1 pickup truck
[–] DomeGuy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Since most automobiles are water-cooled, the pickup truck temp is probably about 110 f / 43 c, so you'd want to preheat to 3 1/2 pickup trucks.

Similarly, since the mean life of trucks is probably 20 years, we'd measure casual time in a subdivisions of 175,320 hours / 10,519,200 minutes. One picotruck would be 1/10th of a minute, so you want to bake for 300 pico-trucks

We will of course maintain this system once trucks become 50-year lived semi-autonomous drones that never get over 35 c, because the one constant in defining units is that rejiggijng definitions is preferred to technical precison.

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Your oven will preheat in about 5 minutes, which means it's heading at 3pickup trucks per 50 picotrucks, or, once you reduce the units, 60 billion.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 week ago

F-350°F for F-150 minutes.

I think this could be an untapped cookbook market. Make it look like a shop manual and I’m in.

[–] MagnificentSteiner@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

This is what it's like for Europeans to follow American recipes!

1 cup of any liquid... no problem, that's 240ml.

1 cup of raisins... who fucking knows.

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This pickup truck can accelerate to thirty thousand pickup trucks per hour, and fuel efficiency is one quarter quarter quarter toy pickup truck per pickup truck.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Things got confusing when my electric meter started reporting pickup truck pickup truck pickup trucks.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This recipe serves 2-3 pickup trucks

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

The test results are back, you are HIV pickup truck.

[–] gnate@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But the reference objects keep getting bigger!

It's like a cubit, it changes depending on who's in charge.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are we talking OG Ford ranger or new Ford ranger?

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

A 2026 Ford Satellite

[–] tal@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

This is a Canadian publication.

EDIT:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Narwhal

The Narwhal is a Canadian investigative online magazine that focuses on environmental issues.[1][2]

[–] cecilkorik@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, a lot of Americanisms have infected Canada due to our historically extremely close trade and cultural relationship with them. Measurement ignorance is one example. Some Americanisms actually become arguably worse in Canada, because we are effectively rudderless, pulled in all different directions by both our own laws and customs and American laws and customs at the same time, resulting in an even less well-defined choice of units. Another example is dates. The US uses mm/dd/yy which is already stupid on its own, but Canada uses BOTH mm/dd/yy and dd/mm/yy seemingly without rhyme or reason, which results in complete ambiguity of many dates, or trying to figure out based on context, looking for other dates that might use a day number >12 to identify which one actually is the day vs the month.

It's awful. I am happy we are distancing ourselves from the US right now, but I'm not sure it will ever be enough to totally escape their shadow.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The US uses mm/dd/yy which is already stupid on its own, but Canada uses BOTH mm/dd/yy and dd/mm/yy seemingly without rhyme or reason

Maintains our cognitive health. Can't just look at a date and know what it is without doing math and logic (method of exclusion)!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

and when it's 2/3 which is it?

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Then you get to exercise probability theory. 😆

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fuck it. Let's just outlaw time. Let's just make it illegal to own a clock!

Calendars too. We'll just live in the eternal now.

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

ISO-8601 master race

(e.g. 2026-04-24 for the uninitiated)

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yeah, we have fucking idiots who have no idea what a kilogram is.

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe if we tricked them into saying, like, "as heavy as a three hundred kilogram box of bricks"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

but that's not as much fun as saying as tall as a three hundred kilogram box of bricks.

okay point for canadians being american in that american covers the continents sometimes, not just stupid ol' statesia

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

is that an old fashioned pickup truck or an electric pickup truck

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Metric pickup trucke

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Infinite@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm a little upset it took someone took this long to include California, nice