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Bit idea: Subculture that's identical in every way to the modular synth community except it's about beans
Check out my custom eurobean build in this old suitcase
No I don't eat the beans or cook with them but they're fun to play around with
patching farts into clouds is a cliche
it's coming back in vogue but u have to get ur post-sphincter compression dialed in to satisfy a contemporary audience
you talking shit about my beantar? i'll have you know my garbanzo pickups have the lowest range
bro I know it sounds wack but if ur chasin toan u gotta hull those banzos
lol this mf talkin about banzos when lentils exist
lenilts are fine if you have no ear for the rich harmonics of a banzo fart
come to think of it I bet a mix of the two would gimme the grit and sustain of lentils and still let me push hard into the limiter (my underwear)
I can get all the texture I need with lentils, why should I spend more on garbanzos??? And we're not talking about odor, so don't even start
you will never achieve your fartistic vision with those cheap Beanhringer knockoffs! save up and get Tootable Instruments gear, thank me later!
i only buy japanese soybeans over USA soybeans, there's no need to spend the extra money when the construction is just as solid and the tone is equal, if not preferrable
Ah, a fellow pickle tone enjoyer
Slapping out tunes on my Bean makes me wanna scream
Blastin beans, makin scenes