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How fast would I have to spin my penis before I actually begin to take flight? (reddthat.com)

submitted 4 days ago by ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Depends on your length to mass ratio

[–] audit69@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago

The peni$ would just break off... probably hurt someone if the got in the way after it broke.

[–] zeppo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

whole body as well as penis, right?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Unless you want it flying off without you.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What if it's detachable?

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I woke up this morning and my penis was missing

[–] audit69@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago

Has anyone seen my penis?... I was playing around with it. Took it to the park and was flying it around the other day but it seems I have misplaced it. I hope I didn't leave it in the picnic area where the kids practice soccor.

[–] audit69@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago

You would also need the sack... kinda like Helicopter Seeds