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What if it's detachable?
I woke up this morning and my penis was missing
Has anyone seen my penis?... I was playing around with it. Took it to the park and was flying it around the other day but it seems I have misplaced it. I hope I didn't leave it in the picnic area where the kids practice soccor.
You would also need the sack... kinda like Helicopter Seeds