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What a strange question. What would be a better answer even, hands, nipples, what?
Who says there is a better answer? Pretty sure the kid was right.
A bucket to catch the milk, maybe?
I have a bucket, but not a cow. Pretty sure someone with a cow but no bucket is closer to being ready to milk a cow than I am.
But if i was collecting supplies for milking I’d get the cow last. Once you get the cow moving around is a lot more difficult.
The mouth is a small bucket #rawMilk
PSA: don't drink raw milk, even if it's fresh and straight from the teat
You could use the bucket for other things while waiting for a cow to arrive
And a stool.
Other than that, yeah, you need a cow.
Nah, no stool needed (possible with a sitting technique)
And the cow could give you a big one if you are patient enough😂
Not sure why I need nipples to milk a cow. As long as she has an udder I think it'll work either way.
Solidarity smdh
Look when I get my titties out it makes the cows feel better
The will to abuse animals.
Money or a gun to acquire the cow.
Like baking a cake from scratch, first you must start with creating the universe.