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Man bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly after (soranews24.com)

submitted 22 hours ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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It was the man who died. The cause of death is still being investigated, but he was 89 years old.

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[–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 85 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

This is a good time to remember:

If it bites you and you die; venomous
If you bite it and you die; poisonous

[–] acchariya@lemmy.world 44 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

If it bites you and you both die, rabies

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 12 points 16 hours ago

To match the "venomous" and "poisonous" words, you can also say "contagious".

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

What about pufferfish? If i bit a fugu in half the wrong way, we'd totally both die.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 11 points 15 hours ago

So the woman was poisonous, gottit

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 12 points 16 hours ago

And if it bites you, and it dies, you are poisonous.

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Also, believe it or not, jail.

[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, but this is: If it bites you and it dies, you're poisonous?

[–] remon@ani.social 25 points 20 hours ago

That is identical to the 2nd case.