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If that dude told me to wait for that reason, I would understand. Hell he can walk her down the isle while riding the bike that would be awesome
Well he wouldn’t be walking down the isle then would he?
Idle the bike and push it along your legs, blow all the petal from the flower girls away with the exhaust
That’s a better idea, I was wondering how one could “walk her down the isle whilst riding the bike”
Reminds me of when trump said: “when you see somebody walking down the street with out their legs, with out their arms”
Americans can't even walk down the isle.
Probably depends on what isle it is. Long Island? No way. Too long. Short island? Maybe.