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[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Idle the bike and push it along your legs, blow all the petal from the flower girls away with the exhaust

[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

That’s a better idea, I was wondering how one could “walk her down the isle whilst riding the bike”

Reminds me of when trump said: “when you see somebody walking down the street with out their legs, with out their arms”