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Artemis II astronauts are struggling with Microsoft Outlook issues (www.pcgamer.com)

submitted 1 week ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Imagine being literally off the planet and still be expected to check your work email.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I mean if you are on a work trip it is pretty standard

[–] sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gotta submit their timesheets.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wednesday: 24 hours space travel
Thursday: 24 hours space travel

Ahh, gotta remember to submit the fuel receipts

[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Sorry boss, went a bit over on fuel costs this trip. If I need to chip in a few hundred million from my personal account, I can make it work.