Hexbear... this is the last staw... you have unfairly banned one of our key community members and I will not stand for it. The volcel police in particular has been draconian in response to all and any large assed individuals. This authoritarian approach to cheek size is exactly the kind of Stalinist repression liberals have warned us about since day one. We have been foolish to brush off concerns as liberal pearl clutching. The chickens are coming to roost. We will pay for our hubris.
It is with a heavy fart that I MUST support the fat ass of @TankieTanuki@hexbear.net in this struggle
Starting immediately I encourage hexbear users to engage in peaceful protest to combat the redfash suppression of a fine fanny. Today (April 1st) we will be holding a No Kings protest of our own. In our newfound liberalism we will show the authoritarian moderators of Hexbear that we can resist civilly without giving them a reason to ban us. We will be expressing our dissatisfaction with the administration with an interpretive dance number representing the founding of Hexbear, in order to remind our leaders of the true principals of this site. Freedom, democracy and ass for all.
I remember getting banned from the official Nintendo forums back when Super Smash Brothers Brawl was in development for making posts advocating for the addition of Tom Nook (the tanooki from Animal Crossing) as a playable character because the moveset I proposed was based around the fact that in japanese folklore Tanookies have large testicles that they sometimes bang on like a drum. So all his moves would be him throwing his balls around or drumming on them.
Nintendo just doesn't appreciate Japanese culture ๐