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[-] vivavideri@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago
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[-] ASK_ME_ABOUT_LOOM@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

SCRAPED THE ICE? NO GOOD. CAN'T HEAR YOU. YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP.

[-] qwertychomp@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Doing my good for society by expanding this chain

[-] flameguy21@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

For debug purposes, of course.

[-] Patchwork@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago
[-] vodka@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago
[-] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago
[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago
[-] nilaus@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Still plenty of space on my screen.

[-] Dawn@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

So much space, don't know why people are complaining

[-] 18107@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago

I agree with Steve, it is a good morning.

[-] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago
[-] cryostars@lemmyf.uk 5 points 9 months ago

Yeah but it's difficult to reply at this point.

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'M FEELING A LITTLE FAT IN HERE

[-] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 3 points 9 months ago

But on my screen you are slim.

[-] forkfornication@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago
[-] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

Help, I'm trapped in the wall

[-] sadbehr@lemmy.nz 4 points 9 months ago

So there was this man in Bulgaria who drove trains for a living.

He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was flown, sparks flew, and smoke filled the air - but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine.

Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. Somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. For his final meal, the man requested two bananas. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was once again unharmed.

Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. And once again, he somehow managed to get his old job back. To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal: three bananas.

"You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat; we're strapping you in and doing this now." Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was still unharmed. The executioner was speechless.

The man looked at the executioner and said, "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor.

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[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This comment has the same colour as the last one or the colour is not visible on the screen at least

@ljdawson@lemmy.world

[-] som@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago
[-] 18107@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago
[-] sqibkw@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Had to go landscape mode to reach this point

[-] Zeshade@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Hello I'm using Connect am I allowed here?

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[-] Pistcow@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

#DID SOMEBODY SAY SPERM?

[-] Imacat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago

But still possible.

[-] Player2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 months ago

On boost, the lines just stop

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 months ago

i just see lines now, there are no comments

[-] Chev@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago
[-] Xavier@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago

At the moment this is what im seeing: Just a little bit more! 🫑 πŸ₯³

[-] scottywh@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

And here's how it looks for me because I've got comment settings tweaked how I like them.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago
[-] notacat@mander.xyz 2 points 9 months ago

No they said Sacred Lie. I think it’s some sort of religion.

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