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[-] Patchwork@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago
[-] vodka@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago
[-] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago
[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago
[-] nilaus@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Still plenty of space on my screen.

[-] Dawn@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

So much space, don't know why people are complaining

[-] 18107@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago

I agree with Steve, it is a good morning.

[-] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago
[-] cryostars@lemmyf.uk 5 points 9 months ago

Yeah but it's difficult to reply at this point.

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'M FEELING A LITTLE FAT IN HERE

[-] Pistcow@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

#DID SOMEBODY SAY SPERM?

[-] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 3 points 9 months ago

But on my screen you are slim.

[-] forkfornication@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago
[-] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

Help, I'm trapped in the wall

[-] sadbehr@lemmy.nz 4 points 9 months ago

So there was this man in Bulgaria who drove trains for a living.

He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was flown, sparks flew, and smoke filled the air - but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine.

Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. Somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. For his final meal, the man requested two bananas. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was once again unharmed.

Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. And once again, he somehow managed to get his old job back. To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal: three bananas.

"You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat; we're strapping you in and doing this now." Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was still unharmed. The executioner was speechless.

The man looked at the executioner and said, "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor.

[-] lole@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 points 9 months ago

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[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This comment has the same colour as the last one or the colour is not visible on the screen at least

@ljdawson@lemmy.world

[-] som@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago
[-] 18107@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago
[-] sqibkw@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Had to go landscape mode to reach this point

[-] Zeshade@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Hello I'm using Connect am I allowed here?

[-] kense@lmmy.dk 1 points 9 months ago

A friend of the rainbow is a friend of the world

[-] shashi154263@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Here's my contribution to this thread.

[-] Snoopey@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Landscape saved me from infinite scrolling

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago
[-] kattenluik@feddit.nl 2 points 9 months ago

Landscaping more rainbow down below.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago

It is possible to read the replies by opening them in a browser or by replying to them

[-] Xavier@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

I am on Sync and there is still some screen space left on my device. 🤣

[-] kdx@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I really like the rainbow in the browser on pc.

[-] zebs@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

We must dig deeper for more rainbow

[-] Stovetop@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago
[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago

This is the one that was a single column of letters on my phone. If you haven't yet changed your settings to have less padding between comments you may want to. I appreciated the shaggy dog story on the way down here too.

[-] neumast@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Sorry, nothing to see. Just go on!

[-] blueskies@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 months ago

🌈 all the way across the screen

[-] Master@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago
[-] KittyCat@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Not even half way in landscape mode, keep pushing!

[-] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Hey dawg, I heard you like rainbows...

[-] zebs@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

So close to a full rainbow now

[-] Snoopey@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

A couple comments more and I'll be reading this on a teletype machine

[-] vivavideri@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

This was the one that "broke" it for me. Letters were only halfway visible and I had to landscape mode. Oddly enough, I was unable to get the landscape button to show up by rotating my phone per usual. Had to go in my pulldown menu. Might be an android update bug, idk. Samsung note 20, android 13. On Voyager 1.11.3.

[-] vivavideri@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

This was the one that "broke" it for me. Letters were only halfway visible and I had to landscape mode. Oddly enough, I was unable to get the landscape button to show up by rotating my phone per usual. Had to go in my pulldown menu. Might be an android update bug, idk. Samsung note 20, android 13. On Voyager 1.11.3.

[-] Nami@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Just gonna squeeeeeeeeeze in here too. How many more can we fit in?

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 1 points 9 months ago

I couldn't even read your username, and can only see your comment in the reply box

[-] Imacat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago

But still possible.

[-] Player2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 months ago

On boost, the lines just stop

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 months ago

i just see lines now, there are no comments

[-] Chev@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2023
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