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A company worth $340bn, ladies and gentlemen (sopuli.xyz)

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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

At least their status bars are, presumably, somewhat honest. It's pretty common for the status server being used to track various Lemmy instances to show all green even when the site has clearly been down several hours or even for days.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 6 points 12 hours ago

Probably pings the servers instead of checking web server works