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[–] FishFace@piefed.social -5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The Iran war is worse than the fucking Epstein files you weirdo

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't disagree, but let me direct your attention to Exhibit A:

She isn't wrong, with only one addition; he will take down the entire world as well. Clearly.

[–] Virtvirt588@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I agree, he is a type of person to anchor on to anything that can sustain his own egocentric power. In fact, the time ticks till he decides that releasing another batch of Epstein files would prove advantageous to distract people from the genocide and war crimes he is commiting.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 2 days ago

Oh yeah, the black and white world, where only one thing can be bad.