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[–] null@lemmy.org 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I ain't beatin' my meat to trans porn! I swear! I'm just... I'm just researching the enemy!

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago

Yeah 14 hours of researchin, i really gotta know what to look out for. Yeah and those noises i was frying some chicken, nothing goes better than cock with researchin.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

On the bright side, once trans people start to disappear, they will be the first to rebell.

Ok, maybe just hoping.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

um, if i suddenly stop posting, one of three things:

i moved to piefed (good ending)
i'm a refugee somewhere (maybe ending)
they got me (bad ending)

i'm not trans, i'm disabled. they're 40 miles away right now. my wife's phone got stingrayed on the way home from work. everyone in the states needs to be making all the plans.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

Nazi madness. They will pay for this!