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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 22 points 15 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Goferking0@ttrpg.network 10 points 12 hours ago

Or don't even try too. Wish they tried to copy infrastructure improvements or high speed rail. All we get is more money to corporations to do absolutely nothing

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

i have my frustration with the Chinese state appartus, but the one thing you can't say about them is that they're incompetent.

we can get into talks about whether or not the incompetence the modern american governance mechanisms are illusory in service of kleptocracy or not, but ultimately, the American state apparatus is following the same pattern of dynastic rise and fall you see across the nothern hemisphere for the last 16000 years.

i just hope that for FUCKING once a group will rehash the salt and iron debates and pick salt, like GODDAMMIT why always with the imperialism!?!?

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Wealth. That's why. It's money. Simple greed. That is why iron. That is why Imperialism

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 15 hours ago

First as a tragedy, then as a farce.