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[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

where's that thing about getting paid for not growing stuff and getting paid more for not growing more.

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 24 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

His specialty was alfalfa, and he made a good thing out of not growing any. The government paid him well for every bushel of alfalfa he did not grow. The more alfalfa he did not grow, the more money the government gave him, and he spent every penny he didn't earn on new land to increase the amount of alfalfa he did not produce. Major Major's father worked without rest at not growing alfalfa. On long winter evenings he remained indoors and did not mend harness, and he sprang out of bed at the crack of noon every day just to make certain that the chores would not be done. He invested in land wisely and soon was not growing more alfalfa than any other man in the county. Neighbours sought him out for advice on all subjects, for he had made much money and was therefore wise. “As ye sow, so shall ye reap,” he counselled one and all, and everyone said “Amen.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 hours ago

Nice reminder to read Catch-22 again

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 13 points 5 hours ago

Thank you I need to save this one.