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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 36 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

porky-happy Wow! 17.5% is really something! *Invests $1,000,000,000* I can't wait for my $1,175,000,000!

side-eye-1 That's, uh, not quite what we meant...

porky-happy Oh right, more, because of compounding interest! So how much should I expect to walk away with?

side-eye-2 $175,000,000

porky-scared-flipped What's this nonsense?!

side-eye-1side-eye-2 17.5%

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 14 points 6 hours ago

it's a 17.5% return of investment, not on investment saul-your-honor

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 22 points 8 hours ago

(Zac Oyama Voice) I'll take your 100k and turn it into seventeen-thousand dollars

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 18 points 8 hours ago

Similar returns to buying a crate of beer and returning the cans.