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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Cat cat cat cat!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

FOUR cats? That's too many cats. The order of progression goes:

0 cats - you need a cat in your life.

1 cat - your cat needs a cat buddy.

2 cats - this is the optimal number of cats.

3 cats - Yeah, a bit crowded. You can make it work though. Like if one of your cats is really old, and the other cat is a kitten. That's like a backup cat. Otherwise, you're approaching too many cats.

4 cats - that's too many cats.

5 cats - please stop collecting cats.

6 cats - PLEASE stop collecting cats!!!

7 cats - KNOCK IT OFF ASSHOLE!!!

8 cats - now you're just a crazy cat lady.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

9 cats overflow gotta start getting more cats again

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago

I have 1 cat. She does not get along with other cats, so I have 1 cat. She's about to climb into my lap again. There. Nice and difficult to type now, just the way she likes it.