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[โ€“] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

republicans can teleport, it's just that it only happens one of two ways: 1/3 of the time they teleport from a bar to their bed, and the other 2/3 of the time they teleport into a car wrapping itself around a tree

Sometimes they teleport their car through a pedestrian and the charges get mysteriously dropped