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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Also it wasn't exactly a surprise that the us started a war with Iran.
That fat orange barrel of scabies has been yapping on about it for over a decade on xhitter and CuntSocial. It was in the Epstein files that it would happen if backed into a corner.

Then there were posts on here, and other sites, around 5 or 6 days before it happened about troops eating better and being mobilised etc.
Hell, we aren't american yet even my wife knew about it a few days before when I suggested it would happen within a week.
Ok, yes, I didn't know the exact date but we knew it was going to happen very soon.

The truly shocking thing is what happened to little girls school.
And I don't mean it was shocking that they did it, no I expect this regime of ShitGoblins to do terrible things like targeting schools. I mean the devastation and deaths of innocent school kids is shocking.