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[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Can’t believe everyone’s just letting this slide. Dragons are reptiles. Reptiles don’t have mammary glands. That’s the real controversy here, people.

[–] loaExMachina@hexbear.net 6 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

"Dragons are reptiles" Ehhhhh... I mean the first ever creatures to be referred to as "drakon" are just big snakes, so yes, but every others ? They're chimeras with reptiles and non-reptile elements, so I don't think they can be properly classified. The Drac from occitan folklore is for example almost always depicted with mammal-like ears. drac Even the Welsh Ddraig has ears, you ca see it on their flag: ddraig I think this remained common until recently, when people started taking Darwin's orginin of species into account and make dragons that might nicely fit into a classification of species. Bat wings an horns are also traits borrowed to mammals. Not strictly "mammalian traits" because we can find examples of reptiles that have had similar features, but clearly these medieval people didn't think "It's a mix between a dimorphodon and a carnotaurus !".

This chimera aspect is even more important and Chinese dragons which are described with nine ressemblances:

as to the nine resemblances, they are the following: his antlers resemble those of a stag, his head that of a camel, his eyes those of a demon, his neck that of a snake, his belly that of a clam (shen, 蜃), his scales those of a carp, his claws those of an eagle, his soles those of a tiger, his ears those of a cow. Upon his head, he has a thing like a broad eminence (a big lump), called [chimu] (尺木). If a dragon has no [chimu], he cannot ascend to the sky.

~quote attributed to Wang Fu, via Wikipedia.

Of these nine animals, only the snake is commonly understood as a reptile. Cladistically speaking, the eagle is also one, but that's still only two out of nine. And four mammals (assuming the demon isn't one... I'll take it it's also non-classifiable).

So, dragons aren't strictly speaking reptiles, and giving them mammalian traits is acceptable and trivial.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 5 points 18 hours ago

Dragons are actually more closely related to chickens than to snakes.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The scalies would be very upset at you if they could read

[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don’t know what those are, but they should be informed of this biological fact.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

They're furries but for scales.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not every furry is all-in on fur.

[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it so much to ask to make sexy reptiles without big gazongas?

ribbited-for-her-pleasure Sorry, I don’t have any reptiles on hand, will some amphibians do?

This is just further evidence for the Argonian hypothesis

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Reality check: You will NEVER enjoy a warm refreshing glass of lizard milk.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Counterpoint, cold lizard milk:

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 20 hours ago

I miss when Sobe was still in glass bottles. I stopped drinking them when they switched to plastic. Just don't taste the same.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

it's just an adaptation, like protective coloration